Jokes from RG

• Children in the front seat of a car can cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat of a car can cause children.
• If u believe that the quickest way to a man heart is the stomach, know that u r aiming a little too high.
• Women are like swimming pools; they cost a great deal of money to maintain, considering the time that u spend inside.
• Some bosses are like clouds. The minute they disappear, the day suddenly gets brighter.
• To err is human. To blame someone else for yr problem, is strategic.
• Men wouldn't lie as much to their women in their life, if the women in their lives didn't ask so many questions.
• Women marry bcos they believe that he will change one day. Men marry bcos they believe that she will never change. Both are mistaken.